An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks the bartender for a beer.
The second asks for half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer.
The bartender interrupts, puts two beers on the bar and says:
“You guys need to learn your limits.”
“You guys need to learn your limits.”
(Our joke starts with 1 instead of 1/2)
Zeno's four paradoxes.
Joke's been around for a few years
but showed up lately at Instapundit and Power Line.
A beer science joke but not as good: A solar physicist walks into a bar, gets the bartender's attention, and says "I'd like a Mexican beer, please." The bartender immediately begins shouting "OK, everybody out! Right now! Everyone out of the bar!" and rushes the patrons into the street. "Darn," says the solar physicist, "I should have seen that Corona Mass Ejection coming!"
Zeno's four paradoxes.
Joke's been around for a few years
but showed up lately at Instapundit and Power Line.
A beer science joke but not as good: A solar physicist walks into a bar, gets the bartender's attention, and says "I'd like a Mexican beer, please." The bartender immediately begins shouting "OK, everybody out! Right now! Everyone out of the bar!" and rushes the patrons into the street. "Darn," says the solar physicist, "I should have seen that Corona Mass Ejection coming!"
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