Obamacare satire because nothing else bites properly.

Matt Walsh makes the FOR case with absurd enthusiasm, h/t smalldeadanimals.

"Despite all of the FACTS I just laid out, these maniacs still find a reason to oppose Obamacare. They’d even risk a short-term, temporary shutdown of government just to make their point. SHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENT?! BUT HOW WOULD WE EAT OR BREATHE?! This is a warning to Ted Cruz and all his ilk: If the government stops operating for even one day — chaos and cannibalism will reign in the streets".

And so forth and so fifth.