Sunday, 21 September 2014
I wish Putin was a bigger man. Canada's air space would be safer.
Publicity shots show him looking like Tarzan.
Scaled pictures show he is a bit of a shortcake.
A shot of growth hormone might have saved us recent indignities: Air intrusions over Canada, Finland, America, threats that he could have Russian troops in Kiev, Warsaw and Bucharest within two days, his actual invasion of Ukraine and his unveiled boast: “I want to remind you that Russia is one of the leading nuclear powers.”