This is a spoof, right? Illegal lefty immigrants crossing the Manitoba border, fleeing the Republican onslaught.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies".
The lovely spoof dates from the re-election of George Bush but seems written for today.
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