Short Stops

Minot to be flooded.  Water is expected six feet above 1969 peak.
Recruiting killers in Mexico from bus abductees. Grisly gladiators.
Accountant jokes.  Includes:  "How do you drive an accountant crazy?  Tie him to a chair and fold a map the wrong way in front of him."    "How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?   Hmmm... let me run a few numbers and I'll get back to you."