Sunday 21 August 2011

"Sunday Funnies" are up at Flopping Aces

One liners from the late night shows and over a hundred cartoons from the last week, rounded up by "Wordsmith".

-“Newt Gingrich made a surprise announcement. He’s still in the race.” –Jay Leno
-“Obama said the housing market may not pick up again for another year or longer. On the  bright side, President Obama now has nine people interested in his house.” –Conan O’Brien
-'The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. Of course, if you’re like me and you want like to eat healthy, get your stick of butter baked.” –Jay Leno
-“President Obama is on a bus tour to talk about jobs, and it turns out the bus was made in Canada. If he were a real American that bus would have been made in China.” –Conan O’Brien

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