I wish Putin was a bigger man. Canada's air space would be safer.

Publicity shots show him looking like Tarzan.

Scaled pictures show he is a bit of a shortcake.



A shot of growth hormone might have saved us recent indignities:  Air intrusions over Canada,          Finland,  America,  threats that he could have Russian troops in Kiev, Warsaw and Bucharest within two days,  his actual invasion of Ukraine and his unveiled boast: “I want to remind you that Russia is one of the leading nuclear powers.”