What do you say when they call you an anti-vaxxer?

No., I'm not an anti-vaxxer  but since we're getting personal, I haven't tried anal either.  Have you?

Also,

I've had lots of vaccines but I'm not ready for this one.  The approvals were rushed, it's still a genetic experiment, and adverse reacdtions include more deaths than it took to cancel past drug tests on people.