Saturday 31 December 2011

What's time to a pig?

An engineer from UofT was holidaying in the Niagara Peninsula. Strolling a country lane, he saw a farmer lifting pigs one by one into the apple tree. The farmer patiently moved a porker from branch to branch and when the creature had its full, got another pig.  After watching a bit, the engineer had to call out: 
“That’s so inefficient. A lot of time will be saved by shaking the apples onto the ground and letting the pigs all eat at the same time.”

The farmer replied
“What’s time to a pig?”

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