Obama abdicates?

I still think the American president may abdicate, if he can just find a Very Important Reason, like the UN needs him and the US doesn't deserve Obama any more.  He's looking for the right narrative.  The press is awash in bizarre, sometimes funny, headlines about his disengagement.  If he's like Canada's former defense minister, Hellyer, he can claim aliens are what's about to happen and then offer be our bridge to the star people.

As world chaos continues,l Obama quietly retreats to Martha's Vineyard. (Breitbart)
The Obama tee party:  A weak president hurts everyone, including the Democrats  (WashingtonTimes)

Liberal Goddess Maureen Dowd Dethrones Obama  (PJ Media)